MAIL ORDER BRIDES - some Russian words and a pretty middle finger
She's one of the mail order brides who are a magician in the kitchen. I arrived home to the incredible aroma of Black-eyed pea & ham soup, crab cakes, yellow rice and a wonderful salad that she makes with scallions, radish, tomato, bell pepper, cucumber and a little sour cream.
PPS I have a large freezer that I had stocked with all kinds of frozen chicken breasts, pork chops, steaks, fish and lobster from the Bahamas, vegetables etc, in anticipation of the mail order brides reputation in the kitchen. I was not disappointed! I shop at Sams and get those large bags of frozen foods and it provides her with a lot of choices for dinner. Of course we still have to go to the market 2 or 3 times a week for fresh vegy' etc.
PPPS I am having Dish Net installed next week and discovered that there are 3 Russian channels that you can buy for yoru mail order brides. I am going to get two of them for her.
Regards,
Scott
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Driving... Our favorite topic to argue... Before my hamster started screaming at only 10 miles above the speed limit, but I have learnt recently that unless you go over 20 miles above speed limit the police wont give you much grief... It's good, because the real fun starts after 90 miles per hour. I wait until the hamster falls asleep (he does it all the time when we go on long trips) and then drive as fast as I like... Last time we had a big argument - he woke up when I was somewhere at 95-97 miles per hour and started screaming... "I saw a dream that I was on the plane that was taking off and I woke up and felt that we are indeed taking off...Its not a plane, its a car!!! " The rest of the trip went with a boring speed of 70 m/h... Cant stand it. I need a faster car. And I am much better at driving now. Its been a month since I got on the wrong side of the road. But people are friendly here - they do not seem to mind mail order brides driving on the side I choose and give me the right of way. One guy got nervous though, but a combination of some Russian words and my pretty mid-finger got him quiet very soon. Why don't you add it to one of those constitutional rights - pretty mail order brides should have the right to choose the side of the road they feel comfortable to drive on... :lol:
mail order brides and driving lessons
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